THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Sept. 19th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,Today, I'm going to fill your head with a little bit of knowledge. I call this - Did you know...?
Did you know... underwear was originally known as overnads?
Did you know... it's better to be overhung than hungover?
Did you know... both your nose and your feet smell?
That's all I got for you. I told you it was "a little bit of knowledge."
Groaningly yours,
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Jokes? Questions? Comments?
Email Steve*-- 3 Days in the Army --*Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
*-- At the Dairy Bar --*Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."
One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
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