Don't You Hate Not Knowing About The Batteries In Your Drawer?
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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 19th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
I just wanted to let you know that you can follow me,
Steve, on twitter.
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That's right, I'm a twit now. I know, I can't believe it
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tingly all over. Is that normal?
Groaningly yours,
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