THE DAILY GROANER - March 25, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I have three things that I want you to think about for the rest the week. Consider it food-for-thought.

1. Why is it that whenever you're on an elevator you suddenly feel the need to fart?

2. Do you think that peacocks are vain?

3. Are tires always tired?

Sometimes you just have to think about stuff. And if you don't... you then... I haven't a clue where I was going with that. I'll think about it.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why don't elephants go skinny dipping?

A: Because they can't get their trunks off!


Q: What trees do fortune tellers like?

A: Palm trees!


*-- How Do You Do That? --*
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.

One signs to the other, "Boy, was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!"

The other buddy says, "When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen."

"How do you do that?" says the other.

"It's easy! I turn off the light!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A: A power failure.


Q: Why did the orange use suntan lotion?

A: It didn't want to peel.

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