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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, January 6th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I was just day-dreaming when I thought of numerous Chuck
Norris movies that have yet to be made. The plots I'm sure
would be fairly similar, but the titles are what really
sell pictures these days. Here are a few of the most
awesomest sounding Chuck Norris movies of all-time!
"A Fist For Your Face"
"Your Ass Was Made For Kicking"
"Octagon 2: Roundhouse Boogaloo"
"Walker 'Don't Mess With' Texas Ranger"
Laura Ingalls Wilder-Norris' "Roundhouse On The Praire"
"Good Guys Wear Black 2: Bad Guys Wear Black and Blue"
"The Hitman 2 - Man-Hitter"
and
"Smurfs: The Movie" (Starring Chuck Norris as Papa Smurf)
You can almost picture the movie posters when you read the
titles, am I right?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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