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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 2nd 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter.
Enjoy looking for those neatly decorated eggs and all of
those treats and candies left by the Easter Bunny... but
make sure the chocolate candy is chocolate candy because
there was this one time... well, I'll just say I needed
to brush and gargle with mouthwash... a lot.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: Did you hear about the unemployed gynecologist?
A: He couldn't find any openings.
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller talk?
A: She's dead.
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