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THE DAILY GROANER - April 6, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Today started off kind of... interesting.
I discovered my wallet was sitting in the refrigerator. Then, when I proceeded to put it in my back pocket I found a cheese sandwich back there. And that my friends is what I'd like to call the "jackpot". So the moral of the story is, "Take a minute and check your pockets, they may hold treasures."
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