THE DAILY GROANER - April 6, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Today started off kind of... interesting.

I discovered my wallet was sitting in the refrigerator. Then, when I proceeded to put it in my back pocket I found a cheese sandwich back there. And that my friends is what I'd like to call the "jackpot". So the moral of the story is, "Take a minute and check your pockets, they may hold treasures."

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Did you hear about the unemployed gynecologist?

A: He couldn't find any openings.


Q: Why can't Helen Keller talk?

A: She's dead.


*-- Wizard at Work --*
So there's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. Violators will
be toad."


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A: A power failure.


Q: Why did the orange use suntan lotion?

A: It didn't want to peel.

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