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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 9th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Today started off kind of... interesting.
I discovered my wallet was sitting in the refrigerator
on the top shelf. Then, when I proceeded to put it in
my back pocket I found a cheese sandwich back there.
And that my friends is what I'd like to call the
"jackpot". So the moral of the story is, "Take a minute
and check your pockets, they may hold treasures."
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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