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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, January 22nd 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Are you ready for it? Today you shall learn the most
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And that's the truth. I told you it was simple. If you
don't believe me just try it or ask a college student.

Hey, I may be simple, but I speak the truth.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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