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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, December 25th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Can you believe it? It's finally here! IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY!
HOORAY!
I'll keep things brief due to today being a holiday and
all.
Here's my new favorite-est Christmas jokes. Make sure you
read and then laugh (in that order).
Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at
Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made for children but the
father wants to play with them.
Have a great, merry, happy and groanerrific holiday!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for
Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his
said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-
drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a
fake Jeep?"
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Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: Why is it so cold on Christmas?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
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