THE DAILY GROANER - May 20, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Our house is ready for Future Baby! The bottles are washed. The crib is made up. The diaper are ready for doody. It's like a well oiled machine at our house.

Jack is excited for his brother. I wonder how long that's going to last. I'm just waiting for Jack to say something along the lines of, "What's that baby still doing here?"

Jack is going to be a great big brother. I can feel it. He's so sweet and helpful. He always tells me where I left my keys or that I put my sunglasses on the top of my head and forgot about them. Jack's the best!

Soon there will be three boys, living in the house. Stacy doesn't stand a chance. Boys rule!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Does Anyone Know? --*
We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance.

At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day.

He began by asking, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?" There was silence. Finally, one little boy answered gravely, "He's the one you can move diagonally."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why was the sick man arrested in his car?

A: For Driving Under the Influenza.


Q: What are two things you don't eat for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the music teacher get locked in his classroom?

A: His keys were inside the piano!


Q: What did one skunk say to the other skunk when they were cornered?

A: "Let us spray."

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