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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, October 16th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Sunday is Stacy's birthday and I have no clue what to get
her. I did get her a card and a balloon that says "Get
Well Soon (Hey, it was on sale. Times are tough), but that
is just going to be the tip of the iceberg.
Ooooo, maybe I could get her an iceberg. She likes it when
I have ice for her lemonade. Iceberg is a "MAYBE". Wait a
minute. Who would I call to get an iceberg? Do I look up
icebergs in the phone book or on ebay?
Well, I guess I'm back to the old drawing board. Ooooo, I
could get her a NEW drawing board! I am good. Call me the
gift master.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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