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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, March 29th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
It's official... I'm Uncle Steve! That's right, folks. It's
a boy.
Now that I have a nephew I must prepare to bestow the
knowledge that I have collected over the course of my
life. Things like...
Liquor before beer... you're in the clear.
"Jaws" is the greatest movie of all time!
Everybody Poops.
Never pass up the chance to take a nap.
Farts are funny.
I think that should be good for now. He's only been on the
outside for a few days so I've got to start out slow, with
the basics.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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