THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, October 28th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,The whole fam damly has finally picked out our costumes to don this October 31st. It took a little time to get our theme worked out, but we are going to look great.
Jack is going to be a little Frankenstein monster, Stacy is going to be the Mummy (wrapped up in toilet paper), and I wanted to go as Magnum P.I., but to keep with our theme of the Universal Monsters I was persuaded to go as a vampire, but not just any vampire - Vampire Magnum P.I., how cool is that?
Great costumes, right? Although, I think Vampire Magnum P.I. would have a really tough time living in sunny Hawaii. No matter. He would definitely enjoy the color of his Ferrari 308 GTS.
Groaningly yours,
SteveJokes? Comments? Questions?
Email Steve*-- What'll You Have? --*It was Halloween and three young vampires went into a club and walked up to the bar.
"What will you have?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a full glass of warm blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a full glass of warm blood, too, thanks," said the second.
"I'll have a full glass of warm plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"
(Joke from Davey)
*-- What Are Gonna Be? --*Guy 1: What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Guy 2: Drunk!
(Joke from bartmart38)
*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: What is the problem with two twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which!
Q: Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
A: Mali-BOO.
(Jokes from Annie G.)
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