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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 23rd 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy's Nana is coming to visit us this weekend. It's been
a while since we saw her last so we have a lot of catching
up to do.

Last night, Stacy and I spent the better part of the even-
ing cleaning up the house from top to bottom. Laundry,
sweeping, dusting, scrubbing, wiping, and vacuuming, all
night long. We finished up with making the bed in the
spare bedroom and we even put a little mint on the pillow.
We really want to do something special for Nana. That's
just us.

It's so nice to have a guest in our home, plus our room
rates are very reasonable.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
they got to know each other so well, they decided to get
married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and
the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding at the wedding
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