THE DAILY GROANER - Wed., August 17th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy is back at school. A new school year has begun and she is ready to mold the minds of tomorrow. God help her!

The other night we were talking about high school and how it's a breeding ground for all kinds of situations that really inflict unnecessary worry on people. And there is plenty to worry about.

You know, things like peer pressure, cliques, clothes, hairstyles, reps, friends, bullies, homework, grades, what table you should sit at during lunch period and that's just the stuff that teachers have to deal with.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- You're In Good Health --*
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

*-- Lock the Safe --*
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"

The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do you make a butterfly?

A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!


Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?

A: A mammoth!


Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-
seek?

A: Fowl play.


Q: What did the lobster major in at the police academy?

A: Claw enforcement.

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