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THE DAILY GROANER - May 13, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm in a silly mood today so I hope you enjoy the list of funny names that I have compiled for your chuckling pleasure.
Here we go: Hugh Jazz, I.P. Nightly, Amanda Hugenkiss, Aster and Emma Roids, Willy B. Hardigan, Dixie Normous, Emerson Bigguns, Anita Lay, Harry Moe Lester, May Anne Naise, Al Bino, and Craven Moorehead.
Oh, and let me know if your name is among any of these beauties I've listed above. It would make my year if Emerson Bigguns was a reader.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: Because it held up some pants!
Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen!
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do you go to bed every night?
A: Because the bed won't come to you!
Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
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