THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 11th 2011Good Morning Groanies,I'm writing this on Friday because as soon as I finish I'm traveling with Stacy to visit her Nana in the great Cheese State of Wisconsin.
Stacy's Nana is having a huge moving sale this weekend and we are anxious to lend a hand. Soon after this sale she'll put her house up on the market and then move on back to Illinois and live much closer to her kids and grandkids.
I don't know about you but I love yard sales, moving sales, estate sales, garage sales, midnight madness sales, back-to-school sales, door-to-door sales, President's Day Sales, even Soupy Sales; I'm a sales enthusiast.
We figured that, while we were there, we might as well bring a few items to try and sell. Whatever we make we're going to give to Nana. Stacy is not sure that my stuff will make dollar you, but you never know. Hey, someone might be interested in some of my vintage underwear.
Groaningly yours,
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DailyGroaner+-- How Old Am I? --+The teacher noticed that Al had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention.
"Al," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?
"Thirty-four," Al answered unhesitatingly.
The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?"
"Oh, there's nothing to it," Al said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."
+-- I'm Not Happy --+I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
+-- Q and A Quickies --+Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A: A steak out.
Q: What does a cow say when she has a cold?
A: Aaaahhh...AAAAhhh....AAAAHHHHMMMMMOOOOO!
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