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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, October 28th 2009
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to
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The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll
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Q: What room can't a ghost go into?
A: A living room!
Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
A: I love every bone in your body!
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