THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 16th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

And now for something random...

Was there ever a time that you thought that you heard voices in your head... and then it turned out that you forgot that you were listening to a book on tape?

This happens to me at least twice a week.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Fun with Science --*
Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, "I think I lost an electron.

The other says, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."


*-- What's that Smell? --*
Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!"

Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way.

He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh.


Q: What do you call the wife of a Hippie?

A: Mississippi

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