THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Jan. 18th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

I was watching one of those travel shows and it made me think about going to an exotic place overseas. Then I began to reminisce about the trip Stacy and I took to Aruba a few summers ago.

The trip was great, but the thing that really stuck out to me was customs.

Whenever you return from traveling overseas you always have to go through customs and customs always asks if you have anything to declare. I always respond with, "I am awesome in the sack!"

Hopefully, the customs officials will laugh, but it usually ends with me being taken into custody. Hey, it's a small price to pay for a laugh.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your Mom.


Q: How do you know when you're really ugly?

A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.


*-- Strange Eating Habit --*
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"

"Eventually," said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

A: They're always bitter.


Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

A: Because she couldn't control her pupils!

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