THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 8th 2011Good Morning Groanies,I have never really been a do-it-yourself kind of guy when it comes to home repairs and things of that nature, but now that I have a house and a yard I've decided to give it a try.
Just yesterday I weed-whacked, cut the grass, patched up some holes in a window screen, took care of an insect problem and even fixed the lock on the gate. I got quite a bit accomplished.
Today, my tasks will include re-doing all of yesterdays work correctly with the help of my dad because I did know what the hell I was doing. Well, the yard doesn't look
too bad. Hey, it's grass, it will grow back.
Groaningly yours,
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