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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 30th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm going to be... how old am I
going to be? Let me think for a minute.
I guess I'm about twenty nine (or 29 if you're not into
letters).
When you get to a certain age you begin to look over your
achievements and pat yourself on the back or drink your-
self drooling stupid. I'm just going to bask in the glow
of my twenty nine wonderful years as a man, human being,
husband, artist, interpretive dancer, and rock-solid
lover.
Another thing that I was thinking about was that you have
no idea if I'm writing this column in the nude or not. Try
and wrap your mind around that one.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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