THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 25th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Today's column features a great joke sent in by the 4-year-old daughter of one of your fellow readers.

Q: Why did the policeman go to the bathroom?

A: He needed to do his duty.

It's official; 4-year-olds are funnier than me. Like most of you didn't think that already.

Oh, before you get to the funny stuff, or afterwards, take a moment to check out a BRAND-NEW feature located in the right-hand column of this publication entitled 'Our Top 10 Mommy Bloggers'. Give them a look and enjoy!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?

A: Right now the cops have nothing to go on.


Q: What tree is karate champion?

A: Spruce Lee.


*-- Where's Your Money At? --*
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do birds need when they are sick?

A: A tweetment!


Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogey in it!

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