THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 25th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,Today's column features a great joke sent in by the 4-year-old daughter of one of your fellow readers.
Q: Why did the policeman go to the bathroom?
A: He needed to do his duty.
It's official; 4-year-olds are funnier than me. Like most of you didn't think that already.
Oh, before you get to the funny stuff, or afterwards, take a moment to check out a BRAND-NEW feature located in the right-hand column of this publication entitled 'Our Top 10 Mommy Bloggers'. Give them a look and enjoy!
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