THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 24th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

My wife is a very dedicated high school science teacher. She's so dedicated that she's taken time from her busy schedule to be a chaperone at this year's prom.

So over the last week she said that her students have been going berserk over the prom. It's all they can focus on - that and 'Game of Thrones'.

She told me that she overheard two high school girls talking about the very romantic ways their boyfriends asked them to prom. The one girl said something about a cutesy handwritten note, but the other had the most hilarious prom invite of all-time.

This young lady said that her boyfriend sent her a picture of himself wearing nothing but a 6 oz. yogurt container on his twig and berries, and the ultimate question - Wanna go to prom with me?

When she told me this all I could think about was the fact that a 6 oz. yogurt container was sufficient enough to cover up all of this guy's man-business. Come on, buddy. You have to be more creative and daring when taking such a photo for your lady.

If it were me I'd of used something more comedic like a golf bag, coffee can, PVC pipe, fun noodle, crock pot, laundry basket, Christmas stocking, or a football helmet, but that's just me.

And they say romance is dead.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Can I Have the Day Off? --*
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"


*-- Awkward! --*
Employer: "Where did you receive your training?"

Applicant: "Yale."

Employer: "Great, what's your name?"

Applicant: "Yim Yohnson."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?

A: A frog. It croaks every night..

(Joke Courtesy of Alienjake)

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims.

(Joke Courtesy of Linda)

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