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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, October 29th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
I made an interesting discovery today.
One of my fellow co-workers is really excited about the
next movie in the "Twilight" series. It's called "New
Moon" and she can't stop talking about it.
Her desk is riddled with "Twilight" paraphernalia. Pictures,
screensavers, stickers... it's sad.
I had to speak my mind, "That "Twilight" stuff is lousy."
She responded, "Well, I can't wait to see 'New Moon'."
Now was my chance to get a shot in. "Why wait for a new
moon when I can show you an old moon right now."
The interesting discovery I made today was a tazer really
hurts... especially on the back of your front. My fanny is
screaming.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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