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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 20th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
I bumped my head pretty good today... I think. I don't
know for sure. I think I did. Today has been kind of a
blur. I don't really remember doing it, but...
I think I bumped my head today... I think. I don't know
for sure. I think I did. Today has been kind of a blur.
I don't really remember doing it, but...
I think I bumped my head today... I think. I don't know
for sure. I think I did. Today has been kind of a blur.
I don't really remember doing it, but...
I think I'm going to go lie down. Oh, but before I do,
get this, I bumped my head pretty good today...
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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The salesman reported back to his boss after several
weeks on the road and said, "All I got was two orders."
"What were they? Anything good?"
"Nope," the salesman replied. "They were 'Get out!' and
'Stay out!"
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Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same
office. The first one goes in for his interview and the
interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see when
you look at me?"
The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears."
The interviewer says, "That's it, get out, you'll never
be seen around here again."
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same
question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no ears."
The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling
that he'll never get a job with his company.
As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy,
"Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got
any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing."
"Okay," said man number 3 on his way into the office. Once
inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when
you look at me."
The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts." The
interviewer was flabbergasted, "How on earth did you know
that, son?"
"What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got
no ears!"
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