THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Feb. 15th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,Stacy and I visited the 2012 Chicago Auto Show the other day. We are looking for a new automobile that will be suitable for the two of us and our wee-one that's on the way.
We thought that going to the auto show would be the best way to examine a multitude of vehicles in a short span of time and not having to deal with those snake oil salespeople and their never ending hovering and smarmy excuse for a personality.
It was a great way to spend the day and we got quite a bit accomplished. We've narrowed down our family-mobile choices down to five possibilities. So we got that going for us, which is nice, but it's going to be a long road (no pun intended) to choose the right car for us. There's a lot of factors that going into a making a big decision like this. I think it will be fun though.
The another great part of the auto show was sitting in many of the new, flashy vehicles ripping a nasty fart and then watching the reaction of the next poor bastard that sat in that seat. Hilarious!
Groaningly yours,
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