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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, November 10th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
I spent the better part of Sunday replacing the faucet in
the kitchen. Taking the old faucet out was tougher than
putting the new one in. I felt very proud of myself for
actually completing a home improvement project. It's not
often that I attempt a project and cause more damage in
the process. The faucet project ended that pitiful cycle.
Now I use tools with accuracy and pride.
Now if I can just get out from under the sink.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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