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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, August 9th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Stacy and I went to the zoo on Sunday. No, we did not go so
that Stacy could meet my family. Ha Ha Ha! We went because
the weather was beautiful, the price was right and they
have nachos.
The highlight of the afternoon was when we made our way to
the stingray exhibit. At the stingray exhibit those visit-
ing the zoo are able to put their hands into the water and
pet these underwater creatures. I was rather excited by
this attraction. Stacy seemed a bit apprehensive, but who
can blame her. Who wouldn't be a little unsure about this
activity?
We must have been there for ten minutes just enjoying the
feel of the stingrays and watching as they would glide
through the water. It was very relaxing.
Is it wrong that I had a taste for seafood afterward?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern
Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing
everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how
things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the
conversation moved on to their spouses.
One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked,
"Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth
wedding anniversary soon?"
"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.
"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?"
another man asked.
The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then
replied, "For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to
Tucson. Maybe for our fiftieth, I'll go down there and get
her."
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