THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 13th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,I'm still experiencing all of the fun that one experiences when sleep deprived.
I don't know if you do this but when I get up in the morning I always go to the bathroom to splash a little water on my face. It always helps to perk me up for the day ahead.
Being so tired I could barely keep my eyes open and then walked right passed the sink. I knew I was in the wrong place when the toilet seat hit me in the back of my head.
Groaningly yours,
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