THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 6th 2011Good Morning Groanies,The other day I spotted this dude that was covered in tattoos. I mean covered. His arms, legs, neck, face, head, front, back, up, down, left, right, he had them just about every single place on a human body that you could consider putting a tattoo. It was something else.
It got me thinking: I don't think I'd ever get a tattoo. I really don't mind them, but sometimes, I think, some people go a little overboard when it comes to permanently decorating one's self.
If I ever did get a tattoo it would have to be simple and tasteful and classy. Maybe an action-shot of Bea Arthur and Phyllis Diller mud wrestling or possibly a sign that says, "If you can read this obviously I have misplaced my pants." I just don't know. And now back to that colorful young man I mentioned earlier.
They, and who "they" are I couldn't tell you, say that a picture is worth a thousand words. And sometimes a thousand pictures, pictures that cover over 90% of your body, are worth just one word: CREEPY! Hey, that guy was driving an ice cream truck. I'm just going with my gut here!
Groaningly yours,
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