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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 10th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I hope that every mother had a very relaxing, joyous and
special Mother's Day.
I always enjoy celebrating Mother's Day with my family
because we usually barbecue, look at family photos,
visit grandma, wear uncomfortable dressy clothes, talk
about my embarrassing summer at ventriloquism camp, fall
victim to a "wedgie attack", watch Aunt Karen's wig fall
off into the potato salad, dig up the yard in search of
treasure, enter an arm wrestling contest at the local
biker bar, and fill the neighbor's mailbox with tapioca.
It truly was a Happy Mother's Day.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who
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