THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Sept. 18th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

A reader, by the name of Doug, sent me this clever little joke.

"My wife and I object to sex on the TV because we keep falling off."

Oh, Doug, you rascal. Hey, quick question: It's wasn't a flat-screen TV was it?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Did You Hear About the Blonde? --*
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?


*-- Doctor, I'm Exhausted --*
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.

"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.

The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.

"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?

A: It wanted to be a watermelon.


Q: What did the calculator say to the math student?

A: You can count on me!

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