THE DAILY GROANER - January 14, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a look back at a few things that I picked up a little ways back. You may want to write these tips down. You'll thank me for it later.

1. Don't Wash Your Dishes While You're Taking A Bath.

2. Don't Fart In A Crowded Elevator. (Unless you can get away with it.)

3. You Don't Have To Smoke While Eating French Foods.

4. Don't Put Hot Pockets In Your Pockets.

5. "The Worm" Is The Greatest Dance Move of All-Time.

6. Blondes Do Have More Fun.

7. Commandos Don't Ever Go Commando.

8. Country Music Has Nothing To Do With Any Particular Country.

9. Fried Pickles Are Delicious.

10. Change isn't always good, unless it is in your pocket.

Good stuff to know. These ten pearls of wisdom may help you one day. The only thing I ask is for you to use them good, never evil.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- What Kind Is It? --*
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."


*-- A Quick Comeback --*
Need a quick comeback? Here you go...

Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date!


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road twice without taking a bath?

A: A dirty double crosser!


Q: What do you call a cow that has had a baby?

A: Decalfinated!

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