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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, January 1st 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Happy New Year!!!
Welcome to 2010... the year we make contact. Pack a lunch,
it's gonna be interesting.
I'm sure that you are probably recovering from a wicked
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Which is quite alright because my quick could certainly
use some cutting.
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When I was six months pregnant with my third child,
my three year old came into the room when I was just
getting ready to get into the shower.
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby
growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"
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Q: What goes ninety-nine clump, ninety-nine clump, ninety-
nine clump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
Q: Why do you find ghosts hanging around liquor stores?
A: That's where they get their boo's.
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