Thursday, August 29, 2013

Good morning crew,

I'm having very mixed feelings right now. On the one hand it is Labor Day weekend which means that summer is just about over, and really I hardly had a chance to enjoy it.

On the other hand it is Labor Day weekend which means Frankfort's famous Fall Fest is this weekend, the highlight of which is the pig roast at Old Plank Trail Tavern.

Do I feel excited or depressed? I'm so conflicted right now.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"The state attorney general of New York is suing Donald Trump for $40 million, claiming that Donald Trump University is not a real university. The state claims it's not a real college because students get very little education and were unable to find jobs after they graduated. Sounds like a real college to me." -Jay Leno

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"A brewery in Japan has introduced a beer made from elephant dung. How do you market something like that? 'I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it comes from an elephant's butt.'" -Craig Ferguson

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"Teachers at nine universities are using a new technology that can tell if students are actually reading their textbooks. Let me save you some time. They're not." -Jimmy Kimmel

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I went through the McDonald's take-out window and my total was $4.25, so I gave the clerk a $5 bill and I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money."

I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back."

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing."

The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. Or do. Who knows, you might get lucky.


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I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one easy trivia question," a young man said, "you'll win ten free dance lessons!"

Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued, "You'll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented."

"I don't know," I replied dryly, trying to discourage him.

"What are you holding in your hand right now?" he asked excitedly.

"A bologna sandwich."

"Congratulations!" he yelled. "And for having such a great sense of humor..."