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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Good morning crew,
I discovered an unexpected side-effect of leaving my 100
percent cotton shirt in the dryer.
Usually I will only machine dry my cotton shirts for a few
minutes...just to warm them up a bit...then I will lay them
flat to dry. But apparently I forgot this shirt and left it
in the dryer for the entire cycle.
When I pulled the shirt on the other day it had shrunk
practically an entire size and for a few seconds I thought
to myself, 'Yeah, baby, those extra few minutes I've been
putting in at the weight room have really been paying off!'
I sort of felt like Lou Ferrigno in the old HULK series on
television.
Then I thought to myself, 'hmmm...my arms must be getting
longer. And I must be getting taller too.' It then it dawned
on me that I had ruined one of my favorite shirts. But for
about five seconds it was nice to feel all buffed up.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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