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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Good morning crew,
It was the gf's birthday and she wanted to go to a casino.
Now, my readers all know me. Mr. Straight Arrow. When was
the last time I failed to redeem a coupon much less go to
a casino and gamble with money and drink alcohol and harass
cocktail waitresses?
But...since I promised her we could go wherever she wanted,
I let her talk me into patronizing that den of thieves. So
I carved a few hundred out of next month's mortgage payment
and we went to a place in Michigan.
It was brutal, just brutal. It didn't start out that way.
I sat down at the black jack table with old Mason (who came
out with his wife for a few hours to help celebrate the gf's
birthday) and I actually managed to win a couple hundred
bucks.
But in case you are unfamiliar with the evil of casinos I
will fill you in. The hardest thing to do in a casino is
walk away when you're ahead. The lure of making one more
score is too great and most people continue until they
have dropped everything they have.
I left the black jack table (which is another mistake: never
walk away from a winning streak) and wandered around to the
roulette table and the craps table. By the time the night
was over I had lost back all of my winnings and a good
portion of my own money.
The gf, on the other hand, hit several hot slot machines and
managed to score herself a few nice little pots.
So I made her pay for dinner.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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