Thursday, May 9, 2013Good morning crew,
Holy cow, it's almost the weekend again! I have been so preoccupied this week I hardly even noticed it's Thursday already. They say the older you get the faster time seems to fly, and if that's true I must be an octogenarian.
I don't know if I need to slow down and smell the roses or speed up and get some things accomplished with my life before I'm too old or tired to accomplish them!
That's it. I'm motivated! This weekend, no matter how long it takes, I am going to re-pot my houseplants.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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