Thursday, January 16, 2014Good morning crew,
For some reason I have been suffering severe schnitzel cravings all week, so I may have to persuade the wife to go to our local German restaurant this weekend.
You don't want to ignore a schnitzel deficiency. It can lead to dysphoria, dysphagia and unpleasant side effects like drinking cheap, domestic beer.
And nobody wants that.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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