Yes you can say goodbye to Closet Clutter...
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Monday, November 2, 2009
Good morning crew,
Welcome to a new week and a new month, folks. I hope every-
body had a fun and safe Halloween weekend. I didn't do any
dressing up or any trick-or-treating, but I did have a little
fun. I'll fill you in on the details later. Right now let's
try and forget about all of the snow that will be here soon
with a few jokes!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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Pillow Play - iPod Pillow W/ Speakers
Makes A Great Gift & It's 1/2 Price...
List Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
Get two for: $15.98 - An Additional $4.00 Savings
This iPod pillow speaker is perfect if you love to go to bed
with music, but loathe wearing uncomfortable headphones. This
iPod and mp3 player speaker has a zippered pocket that holds
your plugged-in player securely in place.
And it has a built-in radio too! Makes a Great Gift for kids,
teens or college students!
The portable mp3 speaker is compatible with any iPod or mp3
player, as well as other audio sources such as CD players.
FEATURES:
- Pressure sensitive controls
- Tune into your favorite radio station
- Play all models of iPod, MP3 players or CD players
- Zipper compartment on back to plug and stash your player
- Shell is PU Leather (vinyl like) which makes it able to be wiped clean.=
- Control area is plush and soft to the touch.
- Runs on 4 'AA' batteries (INCLUDED)and neatly stored in side Velcro poc=
ket
Grab one for $9.99 or get two for $15.98... great gift item...
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"After months of debate, a healthcare reform bill now exists!
The bill is 1,990 pages long. To put that into words everyone
can understand, that's like 5 million tweets." -Jimmy Fallon
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"Halloween is just days away. Halloween is not for me. Here
in L.A., you take the kids trick-or-treating and you come
home with a pumpkin full of Kaballah bracelets and sushi."
-Jimmy Kimmel
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"Former President George W. Bush is going to India tomorrow
to give a speech. The speech will be entitled, 'Which of You
Snake-Charmers Is Gonna Fix My Computer?'" -Conan O'Brien
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Mini Wet & Dry Shaver
The Smallest Most Powerful Shaver Ever.....
List Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
Get two for $17.98
The wet & dry shaver lasts up to 10x longer than standard battery
shavers. Whether at home or traveling the ultra compact, waterproof
design allows for easy portability.... It is smaller than a
credit card!
But don't let the size fool you... The sleek metal top provides a
close, clean shave with a surface area twice the size of
conventional blades.
FEATURES:
- Provides Ultra Smooth Shaves
- Smaller Than Your Credit Card - 3 1/4" x 1 1/2" x 1/2".
- Convenient For Travel
- Wet & Dry Operation
- As Powerful (or more in some cases) Than A Full Size Shaver.
- Cordless (Uses two AAA Batteries - not included)
Get one for $9.99 or save an additional $4.00 and get two for
$17.98.
To see a picture of the actual size of this razor (it really is
amazing) just visit:
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Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of
Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated
on my driver's license.
"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.
"No," I replied.
"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."
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A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just
moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her
new living-room floor. "Do you know how big the room is?"
Dad asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops
wide...and I wear a size 8."