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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Good morning crew,
In case anybody noticed the vintage nature of the material
in Clean Laffs last week...I was on vacation. I didn't go
anywhere very exciting. The weekend before last I took an
over-nighter on the motorcycle up to Lake Geneva, WI for
their Oktoberfest, but during the week I was mostly home-
bound except for an expensive trip to Sears for some new
appliances. Yes, I'm the kind of guy who has to take a
vacation in order to go appliance shopping.
There were a couple other little adventures, but I'll fill
you in on the details later in the week. For now I need to
refamiliarize myself with the coffee pot and begin sifting
through the 2,000 emails I have in my inbox.
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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Wahl Lift 'n Wash Triple Cut Electric Shaver
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FEATURES:
- Use with or without shaving cream
- Rinsable foil and blades
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Kit Includes: Shaver with charging and full charge LED, Travel
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"Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come
along every day."
--Russell Badger as Sioux Chief in "Shanghai Noon".
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"I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough
money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners!
An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car!
There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T
MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
--Jake Blues (John Belushi), The Blues Brothers
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RUSSIAN INTERROGATOR: Every minute you don't tell us why you
are here, I cut off a finger.
EMMETT: Mine or yours?
RUSSIAN INTERROGATOR: Yours!
EMMETT: Damn!
--Emmett Fitz-Hume (Chevy Chase), Spies Like Us
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LEATHER PASSPORT HOLDER (Black)
Great For So Many Things...
Retail Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $4.99
This incredibly soft black leather passport holder has the
Great Seal of The United States, plus "Passport" and "United
States of America" printed on the front. Not only will this
holder hold your passport, it has pockets on the inside for
holding driver's licenses, credit cards or business cards.
Measuring 5 1/4 inches by 4 inches, it fits any official US
passport.
Let's face it, when traveling abroad there is no more important
document then your passport.
This Black Leather Passport Holder keeps your passport and
documents safe when traveling to any country.
Just think how awful it would be if you spilled something on
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At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called
and said, "I need a baseball quote."
I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous "It ain't
over 'til it's over!"
There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked,
"What was that?"
"You asked me for a baseball quote," I responded, "and that
was the first thing that came into my head."
"Oh," she replied. "My husband told me to call and get a
baseball quote."
I asked if she wanted to ship something, and she said she
did. Then it dawned on me: "Do you mean you want a ballpark
figure?"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
Every year on their wedding anniversary my boss, Woody, and
his wife celebrated by staying at the same resort hotel. On
their 25th anniversary they booked their usual room. But
when the hotel's bell captain escorted them upstairs, they
were in for a big surprise. "There must be some mistake,"
Woody said. "This looks like the bridal suite."
"It's okay," the bell captain reassured him. "If I put you
in the ballroom, that doesn't mean you have to dance."