Monday, December 20, 2010
Good morning crew,
I finally put my Christmas tree up. A little, two-foot
artificial job that I have had for about ten years. I have
never really needed more.
But to be completely honest I find it a bit of a chore.
So I have found ways to make the job easier. For example,
yesterday I bought a bottle of wine.
Oh, it wasn't for me. I placed the box with the tree and
the lights and ornaments in it in a strategically obvious
place in the living room, then invited the girlfriend over
and opened the wine.
By the time we had finished it she had the tree up and
decorated.
Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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