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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Good morning crew,
The last step in getting ready to sell the condo is slapping
a fresh coat of paint on it. My initial idea was to throw a
painting party which would involve several friends, five
gallons of paint, a couple cases of beer and hopefully a
lot less work for me. Unfortunately the recruiting process
is going a bit slow. For example, last weekend I asked old
Mason if he could help and he said he had an infected hang
nail and couldn't hold a paint brush. I asked him about this
weekend and he told me he was going to Hawaii.
I only have one other friend, but the last phone number he
gave me goes to a psychic hotline, so I'm having trouble
getting in touch with him.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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