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Thursday, April 8, 2010
Good morning crew,
The tricky thing about my condo is that it's designed like
Escher's "Relativity" lithograph. I'm on the top floor of
my building so part of the ceiling is angled up along the
same lines as the roof. In addition to all of those angles
there is a central wall that wraps around the kitchen and
separates it from the living room. There is also a wall with
several faces that supports the loft. So there are about
two hundred angles in the entire place. Not only will this
make it a challenge to paint, but I have to measure the
whole place off so I know how much paint I need to buy in
order to cover the square footage! That all has to be done
this weekend.
I'm getting tired just writing about it.
My only consolation is that when I sell it, those will all
become the problems of the new homeowner.
When I buy a house it's going to be nothing but rectangular
rooms. I swear!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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