Monday, September 24, 2012Good morning crew,
Welcome to fall, folks. I hope you had a good weekend and a good equinox. Incredibly enough, my weekend plans fell through yet again. We were supposed to go downtown and hit Pizzeria Uno, but at the last minute the wife got the opportunity to dog sit Saturday night.
I guess I shouldn't complain too much. For what amounted to about ninety minutes of playing with a couple of dogs the owners paid her one hundred dollars in cash.
On the other hand, I spent six hours Saturday morning and afternoon assisting with black belt testing at the school and I got kicked twenty bucks.
So who's the sucker?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?"
Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."