Monday, December 12, 2011

Good morning crew,

I think I need to learn how to prepare sushi. Maybe it is the depletion of global fish stocks, or maybe it is all of the Sapporo and hot saki I consume with every meal, but it seems like going out for sushi is getting more and more expensive.

I had a date night Saturday night at a sushi and hibachi place and despite ordering as conservatively as I could it still ended up costing me a little over a hundred bucks. That is a little excessive for a little fish and rice and a few beers.

So either I need to start making it at home or find a girlfriend with cheaper tastes.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"In Utah a hunter was shot when his dog stepped on his shotgun. The dog later apologized and said, 'Sorry, but you did neuter me.'" -Conan O'Brien

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"A couple got married in a Starbucks. Isn't that nice? What, Dunkin' Donuts not good enough?" -Dave Letterman

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"Today is International Ninja Day, when people are encouraged to carry toy weapons and wear black masks. And as I found out the hard way, my bank wasn't celebrating it." -Jimmy Fallon

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My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, "Guess I'll use plastic."

Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook and said: "I'm using rubber."


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I was recently talking with a friend who bemoaned her family's lack of holiday rituals. "My family doesn't have any traditions," she complained. "We just do the same thing year after year after year."