Monday, September 12, 2011

Good morning crew,

Apparently I'm not very popular. At least not of Facebook. I have four friends on my account (which is actually pretty good since I only have three friends in real life).

Maybe if I had a "gimmick" like our Deal of the Day Facebook page I would have more fans. That is if you consider offering between 50 and 90 percent off on a huge variety of products a gimmick.

Because that's what Deal of the Day does. It started in 2007 and has been steadily growing more popular ever since. So if you haven't heard of it before, click the link below and 'Like' Deal of the Day on Facebook.

You'll find out why Deal of the Day has a larger and more loyal following than any other publication we have.

Don't believe me? Click to find out!

Like Deal of the Day on Facebook

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A new survey found that half of all American employees have faked a sick day. While the other half have just lied on a survey." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Fashion Week starts today in New York. If you can tell, I'm very much into fashion. My outfit tonight is called 'Creepy Uncle.'" -Craig Ferguson

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"President Obama plans to create thousands of new jobs by replacing all automobile GPS systems with real people who sit in the back seat with a map." -Jimmy Kimmel

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My husband grew increasingly displeased as our teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her room late one evening. Finally losing patience shortly after midnight, he knocked sharply on her door. Her boyfriend immediately opened it and asked if something was wrong.

"I have to ask you to move your car," my husband told him.

"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?"

"No," he replied, "it's parked in the wrong driveway."


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A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."