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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Good morning crew,
Ok, this has got to stop. I just got my credit card statement
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have caught up with me along with the painting supplies (and
maybe a couple of dinners, ahem). I can't turn into one of
those people who lives off of their credit card! If that
happens who am I going to make fun of and criticize for being
undisciplined?
It's time for a new regime of fiscal responsibility. I mean,
if the federal government can do it...
Laugh it up,
Joe
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