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Monday, October 12, 2009
Good morning crew,
Is it Monday again already? It seems like just day before
yesterday it was Saturday. Well, that's nothing that a
large glass of water, some antacid, a couple cups of coffee,
an aspirin, a light breakfast and the rest of the day off
won't cure.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I
don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool"
to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she
still says she needs glasses.
I took her to the eye doctor just to check it out though.
She was asked to read the bottom row of letters on the eye
chart. She said, "All right, I can see the 'O' and the 'P'
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